Current Student Addresses Alumni Commenters
To the Editors:
I'm a sophomore at Trinity, and frankly, I don't see why alumni feel the need to butt into our affairs so much.
Why is so much space of the Tripod given to these old Bantams who cannot go gently into that good night? Come on! Don't you people have your own lives to lead? It really makes me wonder what life will be like after Trinity if so many alumni spend so much time and effort writing to a college paper.
Seriously! And why are the Editors of the Tripod printing an article written by some geriatric Norman Rockwell doctor who can't understand satire? Dr. Shadwell, with all due respect, don't you have an early-bird special to catch? Or re-runs of Matlock to watch on A&E?
And what about that article written by some recent alumna who is mad that people don't "Know [their] Laureates"? Ms. Gordon, you know who didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize? Gandhi. And the Mahatma was so hungry for peace that he didn't eat for like ten years because India didn't have any. Case closed.
Don't get me wrong. Alumni, we, the current student body at Trinity, love you. We appreciate your continued support, your generous donations, and your truly memorable mid-life crises that inevitably occur during Homecoming Weekend. (That last one was a joke! See how we're buddy-buddy!)
But, please, I beg you: exercise a little restraint. Think before you write. Know that whatever your opinion may be, it will be savaged by a smarmy, snot-nosed, little 19-year-old like me. Don't put yourself through it. Just know that we try our damnedest to put out a good paper. Sometimes it works; sometimes it doesn't.
But we learn more by making mistakes than by seeing your nagging in black-and-white.
Sincerely,
Charlie Kinbote '12

Viewing Comments 1 - 10 of 13
Bantam '87
posted 11/10/09 @ 10:37 PM EST
Oh boo hoo! How about sucking it up and getting a thicker skin? Here in the real world we speak our mind, particularly when it's about an institution we care about. (Continued…)
bantam alumni
posted 11/10/09 @ 11:13 PM EST
Believe it or not- our money speaks much louder than your words...you will learn as an alumni that you never stop caring about Trinity. Instead of putting down the alumni, maybe you should be proud that people still care about Trinity after they leave. (Continued…)
Gary A. Smith '72
posted 11/10/09 @ 11:34 PM EST
Oh, poor, poor me... "don't hit me, I'm wearing glasses"...?
Responses like yours make me think twice about donating any of my hard-earned dollars to Trinity each year to help subsidize YOUR education. (Continued…)
Gnomen De Fenestrator III, '77
posted 11/10/09 @ 11:35 PM EST
Sorry for saying too many words in my previous post. We alumni are just more mature, and out humor more advanced than you mere undergraduates can comprehend. (Continued…)
Hey clowns
posted 11/10/09 @ 11:45 PM EST
Yo clownz, have none of youz read Pale Fire by my main man Vladimir Nabakov. Looks to me like you broz been punk'd!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Kinbote
Buckminster Eschaton IV
posted 11/11/09 @ 12:11 AM EST
Pale Fire anyone? Modern novel with unreliable narrator named "Charles Kinbote"? Does the name Vladimir Nabokov ring any bells? Or did you all graduate with majors in economics?
This is ridiculous...
posted 11/11/09 @ 1:04 AM EST
This entire thing is a HOAX, and it's all done, seemingly, by one person. (I'm pointing it out as explicitly as possible, lest the two above posts fail to suffice). (Continued…)
...
posted 11/11/09 @ 1:08 AM EST
(Starting with last week's fake letter to the editor entitled "'Satire' Lost in Translation.")
Trinity09
posted 11/11/09 @ 6:04 AM EST
In your own words: "But, please, I beg you: exercise a little restraint. Think before you write." I believe if writers such as Mr. Kinbote adhered to this policy more regularly, then the Tri-Pod would witness a considerable decrease in alumni criticisms. (Continued…)
Disappointed
posted 11/11/09 @ 10:35 AM EST
I am severely disappointed in the Tripod's lack of respect and judgment. These fake letters are making the Tripod look more pathetic than ever.
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