Top 5 Reasons to Vote
Issue date: 1/29/08 Section: Features
5. Vote or Die! What do you think that means?
4. If you don't vote for Obama, you're racist, if you don't vote for Clinton, you're sexist, and if you don't vote for McCain, you're ageist.
3. Because Mike Robinson '08 didn't vote and look where he ended up.
2. Because they have amazing candy at the booths -- we hear.
1. If you don't, you totally don't get to celebrate Independence Day. Seriously.
4. If you don't vote for Obama, you're racist, if you don't vote for Clinton, you're sexist, and if you don't vote for McCain, you're ageist.
3. Because Mike Robinson '08 didn't vote and look where he ended up.
2. Because they have amazing candy at the booths -- we hear.
1. If you don't, you totally don't get to celebrate Independence Day. Seriously.
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