Top 10 Reasons Why We Despise
Issue date: 4/17/07 Section: Features
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10. How are May flowers supposed to bud through three feet of snow?
9. Sailing across Lake Jarvis lost its appeal way back in November 2005.
8. The smokin' tans we acquired over Spring Break get covered up by weather-mandated rain slickers and galoshes. Not hawt.
7. We waited six months for baseball season to return ... and now approximately 815901850918 MLB games have been rained or snowed out, which is just depressing.
6. Seasonal Affective Disorder ... also depressing.
5. The rain really makes AT's mascara run and musses up her carefully-coiffed 'do when she's out on the town -- only on days ending in "y," obvi.
4. Mud parties during Spring Weekend are "been there, done that, don't want to go back."
3. Embarrassing slips on slick stones reveal to fellow revelers -- and Hartford Liquor Control? -- just how many drinks you really had.
2. Because singing, just singin' in the rain ... isn't all it's hyped up to be.
1. [Un?]wanted wet T-shirt contests. They can be a real damper on a girl's already damp day, especially when it's nippy out.
9. Sailing across Lake Jarvis lost its appeal way back in November 2005.
8. The smokin' tans we acquired over Spring Break get covered up by weather-mandated rain slickers and galoshes. Not hawt.
7. We waited six months for baseball season to return ... and now approximately 815901850918 MLB games have been rained or snowed out, which is just depressing.
6. Seasonal Affective Disorder ... also depressing.
5. The rain really makes AT's mascara run and musses up her carefully-coiffed 'do when she's out on the town -- only on days ending in "y," obvi.
4. Mud parties during Spring Weekend are "been there, done that, don't want to go back."
3. Embarrassing slips on slick stones reveal to fellow revelers -- and Hartford Liquor Control? -- just how many drinks you really had.
2. Because singing, just singin' in the rain ... isn't all it's hyped up to be.
1. [Un?]wanted wet T-shirt contests. They can be a real damper on a girl's already damp day, especially when it's nippy out.
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